Alex by Lauren Oliver, Alex Sheathes
Alex by Lauren Oliver, Alex Sheathes
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
what if you were holding a puppy and being like “aw whos the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?” it responded in a grown mans voice just like “i am the cutest puppy in the whole wide world”
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
(Source: nigerian)
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
there are crushes and then there are CRUSHES
If I ever have twins I’m going to make them dress up the same and teach them to say “wont you play with us?” when standing around empty hallways
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
